After reading about Gatlin and Landis, there are now two new ones on the list:
- “My natural levels are 11 times higher as other people.”
- “Someone put testosterone in the massage oil.”
- “We couldn’t come because we had an accident with both motorcycles.”
- “It was in my vitamins.”
- “I didn’t know that grandma uses testosterone in her donuts.”
- “I was jogging through the suburbs when some kids sprayed me with testosterone from a water gun.”
- “A cat bit me and it must have had higher testosterone levels than legal.”
- “I always get high testosterone levels after a hot day in the sun. Maybe I should have used suntan?”
- “I watched Harry Potter with my kids at the movies some days ago, and the guy on the row in front of me smelled funny.”
- “I visited Tchernobyl in my vacation. Very interesting place. Did you know that everyone had to move from there?”
- “The butler did it.”
- “This is unfair!! It’s the newspapers who did it! My doctor! WADA! My teammates! My trainer! My wife! My ex-lover!”
- “I must have gotten it in that public toilet.”
- “So you can’t smoke dope and play afterwards? Why is this called the “free world” then? Heh???!!??”
- “It was God who did it.”
- “I blame it on the boogie.”
- “Doh.”
- “My testosterone levels are high because my girl friend bought new underwear last week.”
- “I got head-butted by a french, and after that my levels have been sky high.”
- “My real name is Kent. Clark Kent.”
Add yours below.