20 excuses for your high testosterone levels

After reading about Gatlin and Landis, there are now two new ones on the list:

  1. “My natural levels are 11 times higher as other people.”
  2. “Someone put testosterone in the massage oil.”
  3. “We couldn’t come because we had an accident with both motorcycles.”
  4. “It was in my vitamins.”
  5. “I didn’t know that grandma uses testosterone in her donuts.”
  6. “I was jogging through the suburbs when some kids sprayed me with testosterone from a water gun.”
  7. “A cat bit me and it must have had higher testosterone levels than legal.”
  8. “I always get high testosterone levels after a hot day in the sun. Maybe I should have used suntan?”
  9. “I watched Harry Potter with my kids at the movies some days ago, and the guy on the row in front of me smelled funny.”
  10. “I visited Tchernobyl in my vacation. Very interesting place. Did you know that everyone had to move from there?”
  11. “The butler did it.”
  12. “This is unfair!! It’s the newspapers who did it! My doctor! WADA! My teammates! My trainer! My wife! My ex-lover!”
  13. “I must have gotten it in that public toilet.”
  14. “So you can’t smoke dope and play afterwards? Why is this called the “free world” then? Heh???!!??”
  15. “It was God who did it.”
  16. “I blame it on the boogie.”
  17. “Doh.”
  18. “My testosterone levels are high because my girl friend bought new underwear last week.”
  19. “I got head-butted by a french, and after that my levels have been sky high.”
  20. “My real name is Kent. Clark Kent.”

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